STD Test? There’s an App for That

cellphone std STD Test? Theres an App for ThatBritish health officials are hard at work on a new app that will allow users to pee into their cell phones and find out within minutes if they have an STD.

Seriously, we could not make this stuff up if we tried.

According to The Guardian, £4 million have been invested in the UK Clinical Research Collaboration, which is creating a smartphone app that will allow users, “to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes.”

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The techno-savvy approached is aimed at young brits, who apparently are too embarrased to visit the doctor face to face and have been experiencing rising rates of STDs (or STIs if you prefer.)

“Your mobile phone can be your mobile doctor. It diagnoses whether you’ve got one of a range of STIs, such as chlamydia or gonorrhea and tells you where to go next to get treatment,” Dr Tariq Sadiq, a senior lecturer and consultant physician in sexual health and HIV at St George’s, University of London, who is leading the project, told The Guardian.

If it’s really that simple, why wait till after the deed is done? Wouldn’t it make more sense for prospective partners to swap fluids before hand, get a reading on their cell phones, and then decide whether or not to “finish the download”?

 

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Comments

  1. Gone says:

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

  2. Dragonamaster789 says:

    OH MY GOSH! WHat is this world coming to! I laughed so hard I peed. Now I just have to change my underwear, is there an app for that??

  3. I have not seen everything. my vote is for abstinence.