What better way to challenge the establishment than to spend a good chunk of your day jogging through the city?
Is it a Syracuse reference? Jersey Shore? We don't know, but we admire the boldness.
A katana is a remarkable way to hedge against falling behind.
Even this beautiful cranial accoutrement isn't enough to distract from the agony of running 26 miles.
What better way to run faster than a speeding bullet?
Don't be cruel to a guy who just ran a marathon. He's probably all shook up.