Next up is Shakira, who's put on some damn clothes, teamed up with fellow Latina superstar, Dora, and "written" World School Adventure Day, a neon-hued multiculturalist manifesto in which Dora and a galoshes-wearing monkey rush around the world delivering laptops and other supplies so various schools can participate in a global video chat. Which would be a fun idea if it existed. But no. "It was made up," a publicist from Simon and Schuster tells us.

While the tome is certainly no "Hips Don't Lie," Shakira completists—and Dora completists, for that matter—will surely want to snap up a copy or two. (Shaki's Barefoot Foundation received a donation in exchange for her participation.)