Sick of faux-naif New York Times writers patting themselves on the back for taking a subway underwater, breathlessly describing what they see on the other side, and then blithely calling a car service?

Wish someone with a larger audience than your twenty-four Tumblr followers would notice how annoying it is?

Wish they would be sarcastic when they get around to calling them out?

Behold, via the inestimable NYT Picker: NBC Nightly News anchor, 30 Rock Cameo King, man-after-our-own-hearts Brian Williams on Friday's Morning Joe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOxoCi4wCmI