I had a flat day. My performance was as flat as a tire that just ran over a nail. It was as flat as the world before Pythagoras and Eratosthenes. It was flat like a bottle of soda that sat open in the sun too long. It was flat like a bad karaoke singer. I’m talking pancake flat. Crepe flat. More flat than a British apartment.
Obama signed an extension of the Bush tax cuts. The SEC is looking into banks’ mortgage practices again. A lot of other stuff is going on too. But I was flat today. I lost seven points — a loss so small you’d hardly notice it.
I was flat like a table.
See you Monday!
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