Good Morning, Reese Witherspoon!

107242193 Good Morning, Reese Witherspoon!A star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Ms. Witherspoon? You must be elated! And, if your movies are any indication of your real personality, speaking very quickly and in a very high tone.

We’re going to be frank, Ms. Witherspoon. We haven’t seen any movie of yours since Cruel Intentions. Apparently there was a remake of Ghost Dad somewhere along the line? Sweet Home Alabama? Was that you? Or Diane Lane? Or both?

You’re a woman of mystery, Ms. Witherspoon. No wonder the tabloids follow you around.

Congrats, all the same.

Love,

The Observer