Natalie Portman’s $1,330 Edition of Lolita

Natalie Portman is so learned that she carries first editions of literary masterpieces down the red carpet in case reporters (Sorry, Nate.) and her own movie bore her.

Or, she’s carrying a clutch by the suspiciously hip Olympia Le-Tan. (Le-Tan’s purse/book/boxes are sold at the Opening Ceremony boutique–in the Ace Hotel! She made a jacket for Paul Sevigny–in 2007!)

The Lolita mini-clutch costs $1,330 and is currently backordered. Meanwhile, a first edition of Lolita goes for $7000. One of these things is a much better investment than the other.