Considering the copyright comes from a Philadelphia law firm, it is clearly lacking in the necessary New York wit. With that in mind, The Observer has some suggestions, and hopes you will share your own in the comments (along with any spam):

• The Brooklyn Bagels
• The Brooklyn Fixies
• The Brooklyn Nyets
• The Brooklyn Blueprints
• The Brooklyn Deckers
• The Gowanus Monsters
• The Brooklyn Brownstones
• The Brobos
• The Bedford Stuyvesants
• The Brooklyn Bodegas
• The Brooklyn Flannels
• The Brooklyn Queens Expressways
• The Brooklyn Techs
• The Park Slope Strollers
• The Brooklyn Camels
• The Brooklyn Bee Keepers

Check out where they'll be playing some day. >>

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