Yule Cry: The 9 Most Off-Brand Christmas Movies Ever

The syrupy sweetness of most Christmas movies can move even the cheeriest among us to a Grinch-like fit of cynicism.

But over the years, Hollywood been gracious enough to place a few truly un-Christmassy lumps of coal under the cinematic tree as an antidote to all that sentiment.

For those choking on sugarplums, then, we bring you THE 9 MOST OFF-BRAND CHRISTMAS MOVIES EVER >>