CBS Says Charlie Sheen Is Keeping It Together

train wreck at montparnasse 1895 CBS Says Charlie Sheen Is Keeping It TogetherCharlie Sheen’s bender is going really, really well.

Not only has Sheen maybe found love with Fort Wayne, Indiana porn star Bree Olson, but CBS programming chief Nina Tassler says their whirlwind Las Vegas affair is not affecting Sheen’s insanely lucrative day job.

“Charlie is a professional. He comes to work. He does his job extremely well. . . .It’s very complicated,” Tassler told The Washington Post, adding that they were concerned on a “basic human level.”

When it was reported that Sheen missed his call time on the set of Two and A Half Men last week, we assumed that the next time he walked into his dressing room, Dr. Drew would be in it.

But Sheen’s rep said the absence was due to an ear infection, and CBS claims that Warner Bros., who produces Two and a Half Men, is “managing the situation.” Sheen reportedly makes $1.9 million an episode.

You really can have it all.

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