Good Morning, Natalie Portman!

108085007 Good Morning, Natalie Portman!Ms. Portman, good morning.

Who could have predicted that your No Strings Attached would win the weekend box office? Well we might have, given the January dry spell. But you made $20 million, that’s nothing to sneeze at!

What do you mean it’s not your movie? You’re listed as an executive producer. Moreover, there you are in the trailer, playing a doctor who’s too busy for love.

Oh this is about the Oscars isn’t it? Well don’t worry about it! All the academy members are hugely into Twitter, meaning they probably won’t hold this film against you.

Anyway, congrats!

Love,

The Observer