Congrats, Seth Rogan. With $34 million at the box office, your Green Hornet was the clear winner in the weekend movie horse race.
And even though this is technically a franchise movie, it’s unlikely that all the 12-year-olds who went to see it have ever heard of a radio, let alone the radio serial upon which the movie is based. So that’s all you, dog!
We’ve always thought you’d be a great superhero, Seth Rogan. Has Zack Snyder cast his new Superman? You should totally go out for that. There are so many dick jokes to be made when you’re wearing red underwear on the outside of your clothing.
Up, up and away!