Good Morning Taylor Lautner!

107896270 Good Morning Taylor Lautner!Wow, Taylor Lautner. Eight figures to star in an untitled spy thriller. That’s a hefty sum, and an impressive role to nab. Plus, we just thought of a title for it: “The Spy Who Came In From the Cold Because He Wasn’t Wearing a Shirt.”

Your experience with subterfuge (i.e. secret wolf) makes you perfect for the role. We assume that the movie is about a spy who wants to get with some loner girl but he can’t because he doesn’t want to turn her into a spy. Sounds fun!

The dual life of a spy is something you’re well-suited for as well. You dated someone with the same first name.

Well anyway congrats.

Love,

The Observer

Article continues below
More from Politics
Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams.
Brooklyn Borough President Launches Multilingual Anti-Child Abuse Effort