Good Morning Taylor Lautner!

107896270 Good Morning Taylor Lautner!Wow, Taylor Lautner. Eight figures to star in an untitled spy thriller. That’s a hefty sum, and an impressive role to nab. Plus, we just thought of a title for it: “The Spy Who Came In From the Cold Because He Wasn’t Wearing a Shirt.”

Your experience with subterfuge (i.e. secret wolf) makes you perfect for the role. We assume that the movie is about a spy who wants to get with some loner girl but he can’t because he doesn’t want to turn her into a spy. Sounds fun!

The dual life of a spy is something you’re well-suited for as well. You dated someone with the same first name.

Well anyway congrats.

Love,

The Observer

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