Why are you so obsessed with group discounts?
Because they're exclusive, and fun, and they lead to a better life.
You know what's cooler than a 5 percent discount?
A 100 percent discount.
I forgot to sign up for the drink special on Groupon.
How are we going to pay for all these appletinis?!
A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret.
But he wouldn't even need that loan, if he had a Groupon!
Wholly unsatisfied, he continues refreshing the webpage, over and over and over.