Yes, the bitter cold days of late January are all about us, here in New York. The idea of walking daunts us. We’re hopping around half-frozen puddles of toxic slush. Nothing — gloves, socks, scarves — can keep us as warm as we want to be. At times there is no end in sight.
Well, enough with that — let’s walk into a scorching hot sauna of gossip and slander! Scandal Report this week is smoldering, so stuffed with outrageous hearsay from Page Six and Gatecrasher that just single brush of your fingers will leave scars that won’t soon go away.
But which of these gossip columns shall we dip our frigid toes into? Which bottles and corks the pulse of Hollywood and Manhattan with the most breathtaking skill? Click ahead to find out. It’s Scandal Report, and this week it’s so hot you’ll want to go jump in the snow for relief.