Walmart-osaurus Rex Goes Godzilla on New York [Video]

We’ve been chronicling Walmart’s latest efforts to conquer New York since September, but as always, our reporting cannot match up to Taiwanese CGI.

The latest video from Net news sensation NMA, entitled “Walmart threatens NYC merchant,” features a fire-breathing T. Rex storming through the streets of Manhattan, laying waste to all retailers foolish enough to try and stop it–they roll up with a tank, which itself would be a site on New York’s crowded streets. Guest-starring Walmart booster and recent NMA target Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who delivers a pat performance.

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