On The Sean Hannity Show:
Michele Bachmann: ... all the surplus in Social Security is a big vault stuffed with IOU notes, there's not one dime sitting in there.
Weiner: Are you surprised to learn, Congresswoman Bachmann, that we don't have a room filled with dimes? [via]

On Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell, in response to a quote from Tim Pawlenty on "Obamacare":
[pointing to his coffee cup] This mug knows more about health care reform than Pawlenty knows. [via]

On the House floor:
I just want to advise people watching at home, playing that now-popular drinking game of you take a shot whenever the Republicans saying something that's not true: Please assign a designated driver. This is going to be a long afternoon. [via]

At an event on the Lowest East Side:
Every single moment that we are stroking our beards and gazing at our navel and thinking about the world we'd like to be and singing "Kumbaya" is another day we're not punching Bill O'Reilly in the nose. [via]

On The Daily Show:
I would have beaten Bloomberg [in the New York mayoral race] like a rented mule. [via]