--What route (reported on this week by The Observer) may have just made an enterprising author rich?

--Which sometime New York actor is to play the villain in the next Batman film--unless he isn't?

--Which actor finally broke his silence on bombing at the Oscars--with a Perez Hilton-style PhotoShop of Bruce Vilanch? (This is not a trick question.)

--Which novel has inspired a war on cats? (Hint: Cats are not the "Goon Squad.")

--What is, after days that felt like years to anyone following the wrong Twitter account, finally over?

--A million dollars isn't cool--so what is?

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