--How did Tina Fey acquit herself as a tertiary character in a fake Bravo reality show?

--...and how does Mel Gibson do in Jodie Foster's new dip into directing?

--Speaking of which! How did the husky-voiced directress--scandalously!--finagle her way onto the cover of The Hollywood Reporter?

--But surely THR has no greater problems at the moment?

--What's the "coke of the art world"? (It isn't coke? It isn't coke!)

--What player lured Lindsay Lohan to the Knicks game last night (away from hangouts in "the art world"--she heard their priorities had shifted!)?

--No Lohan he, which Vogue reporter "wasn’t exactly sure what a Knick was"?

--Extra credit: What is a Knick?

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