You Must Remember This: Call of the Wild Edition

So much happens in culture each day–how to keep it all straight? Time to test your memory!

–Which summer blockbuster is to intersperse documentary footage of Rosie O’Donnell and Howard Stern with “images of lions killing a zebra and a dead medieval soldier with an arrow sticking in his back”? (Man, these Apatow comedies keep getting weirder…)

–Which TV network is campaigning for its first-ever Emmys (sadly, the CW is going to have to wait until next year)?

–Which Current TV superstar (not Al Gore) is a “dark,” “tortured genius”?

–Which Lynn Hirschberg archnemensis isn’t so afraid of journalists that she’ll avoid talking about her history of drug use for page after page?

–What were Oprah Winfrey’s final in-syndication words–words we’ll parse for generations to come, or forget as soon as Anderson Cooper’s talk show starts? :: @DPD_