You Must Remember This: Who’s Starring in the (Sort-Of!) Arnold Story?

114285357 You Must Remember This: Whos Starring in the (Sort Of!) Arnold Story?So much happens in culture each day–how to keep it all straight? Time to test your memory!

–How did Good Morning America suddenly decide to sprout standards on its tempest-in-a-teapot “Botox mom” story?

–What film festival will debut a Roman Polanski film this summer? (No jokes about the last Roman Polanski film festival in this brave new world of Lars Von Trier film festival jokes.)

–What TV show creator dreads the celebrity spectacle which he hath wrought? 

–Which actor with a shattered, formerly pristine reputation is to potentially star as “a politician whose pristine reputation is shattered when he gets caught having an affair”? (Hint: he’s not Austrian-born.)

–Which rock star seems to think the path back to mega-mega-stardom is to recruit a “super-group” including, uh, Joss Stone? (Here’s a hint: just judge a talent competition on TV instead!)