Earlier today we asked you to tell us the best theme for selling Queens to the rest of the world (based on a group of marketing students who plan on figuring out just that). The anonymous blogger behind beloved Queens Crap took a break from wondering about Anthony Weiner’s fate in Forest Hills to send this beaut:

Come see what decades of bad urban planning can do to your hometown!

It might not pass the cynicism test, but it’s submitted with gusto. Go, Crap, go.

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