Kate Moss Spanks Guests at Art Opening

At the opening of the Jake and Dinos Chapman exhibition at White Cube in London, newlywed Kate Moss went on a spanking spree of her fellow attendees, reports the Daily Mirror. An insider source told the Mirror, “Lily Cole went beetroot when Kate gave her behind a massive smack and then burst out laughing.”

Hey, art is sexy. The Observer often can’t resist a good spanking at gallery openings. OK, we’re kidding. Please don’t un-invite us from your future gallery opening. But dealers beware what Kate Moss hath wrought! Watch your backs, er, behinds.