Kate Moss Spanks Guests at Art Opening

kate moss Kate Moss Spanks Guests at Art OpeningAt the opening of the Jake and Dinos Chapman exhibition at White Cube in London, newlywed Kate Moss went on a spanking spree of her fellow attendees, reports the Daily Mirror. An insider source told the Mirror, “Lily Cole went beetroot when Kate gave her behind a massive smack and then burst out laughing.”

Hey, art is sexy. The Observer often can’t resist a good spanking at gallery openings. OK, we’re kidding. Please don’t un-invite us from your future gallery opening. But dealers beware what Kate Moss hath wrought! Watch your backs, er, behinds.