Moving On: Ex-Deutsche Bank Exec Clings to Tribeca for $11.5 M.

92 Laight Street.

Perhaps this constitutes a midlife crisis. After leaving his post as the co-head of investment banking at Deutsche Bank last year (giving a heated 90-minute resignation conference) financier Michael Cohrs and wife Arlene Cohrs have purchased a Tribeca condo for $11.5 million.

The gargantuan apartment at 92 Laight Street is 3,838 square feet. With three bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms the home is virtually soundproof, so Mr. Cohrs can scream about Deutsche Bank in perfect privacy. According to a listing by Daniel Hedaya of Platinum Properties, “each room features a Crestron touchpad interface with individual zones for specific comfort requirements…Additional installations include museum quality lighting design.”

The master bathroom features a bidet and a two-person shower, bigger than most East Village bedrooms. Steamy. The apartment also includes a private gym so Mr. and Mrs. Cohrs won’t have to mix with the riff-raff in the building’s private fitness room.