Opening Shot: How to Get a Better Reaction than #AlloftheDiscussed

Transom:
The Ladies Who Crush: Girl Crush Lights Up Zine Scene
Mo’ MA: Museum’s Inspired, Insipid Tower Returns
Eugenitals Attack! Middlesex Author Hits Marea for $500 Feast Pre-Assault
Writers House, Hornswoggled – Self-Publishing Sadomasochists Have a New Plot to Pitch

Wee Hours: Manchester United Dons Finery to Strut Down Cipriani Runway

Transfers:
Blackstone’s Tony James Ascends to Heaven, Buys Hal Prince’s 834 Fifth Duplex
Ted Zagat Unfriends Tribeca for $2.15 M.
College Grad Kay LeRoy Sells Piece of West Village Circus

Shindigger: Eclectic Crew Turns Out for The Devil’s Double

Off the Record:
Subgenre Alert! GQ Editor’s Memoir to Have Drugs, Dads, and Journalism
Instant Makeover! Allure Starts Delivery Service…For Your Face!
Peace Out! Time Out President Alison Tocci Says Good-Bye

Sex: Retail Sex Therapy at Abercrombie & Fitch

Features:
Attention Must Be Paid: The Adventures of Royal Young
A Twee Grows in Brooklyn
The Left’s Last Hope: Eric Schneiderman Carries the Mantle During the Right’s Resurgence
Will Conductor Cuomo Put the M.T.A. On Track?
Raiders of the Last Nerd
Not-So-Private-Dancer – Sheila McClear Takes Us On a Tour of Her Old Haunts

Cover Package:
Harper and a Row – The Dust Up of News Corp.’s Book Division
Hacked to Death: A Brief History of Tech’s Most Two-Sided Term
The Remains of The Daily – Rupert’s iPad Baby
Rupert’s Post Game: His Royal Pie-ness Story on Page Sshhh

Opinion:
Comptroller DiNapoli to Keep Hands Off the Windfall
Mayor Bloomberg Chalks Up Another Win for Reform
C’mon Washington, Let’s Get the Deal Done

Movies:
Crazy, Stupid, Love? No, Yes, and Absolutely Not.
The Devil’s Double Understudies, With a Body Count
Cowboys and Aliens Play High Camp at High Noon
When Good Neighbors Hop the Fence

Art:
After Post-Black – Rashid Johnson’s Badasssss Song
The Gang’s All Here: Grand Openings at the Museum of Modern Art
Ai Wei Wei Returns to New York
Kiefer Fever Spreads into Art Market

Opera: Rafael Viñoly Takes The Opera Stage

Books: Porn Again – Nicholson Baker’s Latest Sex Book Falls Flacid

Eight-Day Week: Regress This Week With Pottery Downtown and Tiny Dancers in Rural Long Island