Everything You Were Planning to Do This Weekend Is Canceled

117951175 Everything You Were Planning to Do This Weekend Is Canceled

Janelle Monae: Not this weekend.

Charlie Parker Jazz Festival at Marcus Garvey Park? Tonight still on, tomorrow is canceled.

Henry V at East River Park? Canceled.

Afro-Punk Festival in Commodore Barry Park, with Janelle Monae and Cee-Lo? Canceled.

Co-op community day? No.

Your flight on JetBlue tomorrow? “Scrubbed.”

Civil War re-enactments? Nope.

Visiting grandma at the hospital? She’s been evacuated.

Your wedding? Called off.

Broadway is the only thing staying open!