Don’t drag the New Yorker staffer to your friend’s concert in Brooklyn. “I’d rather just sort of go to The Gap and come home. I’m not really engaged by, like, playing Frisbee and riding bikes,” the Harvard grad previously told The Observer. There’s no reason the reporter who brought Tavi Gevinson and Vampire Weekend into the pages of The New Yorker would want to cut herself off from the talk of the town when she…helps to oversee The Talk of the Town, right? Uh, either way, here we are, and we’ve bought you a bouquet of sensibly cut khakis, Lizzie!