The pen behind esoteric literary k-hole Thought Catalog’s more cognizant entries, Kelley Hoffman can give you the lowdown on the Hamptons, fashion week, and the Beatrice with the insight of someone who’s been there. Because she has! These days the platinum blonde lends her wit to Elle, which sends her to the best parties in the city and asks her for a smart recap. She always delivers. If you want your dating life to be fodder on the blogosphere Kelley is the girl for you.