Socialite Justin Ross Lee is Broke, Living American Dream

 Socialite Justin Ross Lee is Broke, Living American Dream

Justin Ross Lee at the Emmy's while Gwynth Paltrow looks on adoringly

“I’m living the American dream,” socialite and self-proclaimed “Super JewJustin Ross Lee tells us after the New York Post ran a story about his bankruptcy filing yesterday. “You can’t be anyone in America until you’ve filed for bankruptcy. Trump, Lorenzo Lamas, Baldwin..they’ve all filed.”

The Post had claimed that Mr. Lee — who was recently the subject of a Guest of a Guest contest where the winning “shiksa” would accompany him to the Emmys — was $160,000 in debt and only had $100 in his bank account, despite posing as one of New York’s social elites. But Mr. Lee says the story about his bankruptcy has only helped his fledgling business, PretensiousPocket.com. “I’ve had more orders today than any other day. I never made any claims about how much money I make…but I live a comped lifestyle. I fly first-class around the world.”

“I’m happy the Post ran the story,” said Mr. Lee, who claims he will be staying in his $$2,700-a-month Murray Hill apartment despite the paper claiming he only had $100 in his bank account and was currently being sued by Citibank for $80,000.

“Oh, and that $100…it’s gone. I had to tip my driver on the way home from Emmy after-parties. The only part I was pissed about is that the Post said I was 30-years-old. I’m 28!”

Come and get him, ladies.

Comments

  1. Jimmy Jymm says:

    Jews hate tipping unless it’s in the Gentleman’s club hahaha. 

  2. Darwin Guzman says:

    JRL tips all his doormen $100 on Xmas BTW

  3. Jimmy Jymm says:

    Jew gotta be kidding, Legit!

    1. Anonymous says:

      Did you go to U of H too?

  4. Anonymous says:

    All press is good press… How successful was the Roast of Charlie Sheen?!

    I smell a Roast of JRL Brewing.

  5. Anonymous says:

    To the jerk that tried to get in my pants in college …. You lost your bet and will clearly never succeed. This guy has no clue what an “Amedeo an dream” is, let alone what it is like to live it.

    1. Anonymous says:

      ****American dream