Heart Attack-Ack-Ack! Lindsay Lohan Gets Unfortunate Billy Joel Tattoo

And she was on such a roll!

Newly inked.

As she settles into a “sober” lifestyle and tries to crawl her way back to choice roles, Lindsay Lohan, well, she needs inspiration. And who to turn to for that? Billy Joel, apparently.

TMZ revealed that the actress — and recent muse to high-minded artists — stopped by her neighborhood tattoo parlor to pay tribute to her fellow Long Island native, the Piano Man himself, by permanently inking lyrics from his song “I Go To Extremes” on her side.

“Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife / I feel like I’m in the prime of my life,” reads the chosen lines from Mr. Joel’s composition. We would’t doubt it Lindsay.

As is customary with TMZ articles, the scoop lacks a byline, but we’re guessing it’s by the resident music critic.

Pretty good song … doesn’t hold a candle to “We Didn’t Start The Fire” though.

That’s just one person’s opinion! Leave any commentary and exegesis regarding late-period Billy Joel in the comments below.

And here’s the tattoo.