Onion Pic Shows John Boehner Pointing Gun at Child’s Head

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(Photo: The Onion)

In a “breaking news” story in The Onion this morning, the satirical newspaper reported Congress took a group of touring school kids hostage in the Capitol rotunda, demanding $12 trillion by 6 p.m. or they’ll shoot a kid every hour. For once, House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) and Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) are cooperating to reduce the deficit. 

The Onion is also live-tweeting the “hostage situation”, the lastest update being:

“Police helicopter just ordered to pull back after Rep. Trent Franks tried to take it down with a shotgun #CongressHostage

In the next 24 hours, we predict someone on cable news will demand that The Onion apologize to the nation of Norway.

Comments

  1. tj990812374 says:

    i just saw this on twitter so i started looking for proof.. they are so immature. a**holes!

    1. Tweet4fun says:

      Who is immature? Boehner?