6. I just need a shower…if we end up having sex in your apartment after, so be it.
Date: 2011-10-04, 10:57AM EDT
So yeah, I need a shower so I don’t smell bad anymore. It’s not overwhelming, but it’s at the point where I’m bothered by it. I assume it’s slightly noticeable at this point, but I try to stay clean. If anything develops afterwards, so be it. However, I would really appreciate just a shower. 22, 6′ tall, stocky, brown skin, attractive facial features (people say I have really nice teeth and eyes a lot), and fairly easy to get along with. Email me?
7. This guy is looking for a girl with tattoos and blonde hair who has been to Central Booking. That doesn’t really narrow it down, does it?
Date: 2011-09-30, 10:02PM EDT
I saw you when we were marching from the park to NYPD headquarters and once we got to the plaza, I was about 2 people behind you. You are an amazingly striking blond with extremely stylish large silver hoop earrings and a very nice outfit. You also have peacock feathers tattooed on your right shoulder blade. I was incredibly taken by you but am also rather tongue-tied around strangers. I think you even took my photo- I was carry a book (and dressed head to toe in black with sunglasses) but I still couldn’t open my damn mouth. I hope somehow you see this and reply because I would love the opportunity to talk with you. Obviously we share similar political sympathies.
8. This guy is looking for a former lover that he’s nicknamed “Asian Orange.” Wonder why she left him in the first place?
Date: 2011-09-29, 6:58AM EDT
I saw you at the protest yesterday. Black jacket, yellow shirt. Head shaved on one side. It’s been a couple years, but you’re still gorgeous and immediately recognizable.
You made a few circles and it seemed like you might be debating whether you were going to acknowledge me or not. I’m glad you didn’t. I would have thought you were trying to set me up like you did last time we talked.
9. We have a feeling this is the same guy as #3, but he’s gotten a tad more aggressive about needing to bang out his anger over Wall Street. Now your subject line needs to read “F*ck Wall Street” when replying, which is actually kind of clever.
Date: 2011-09-30, 4:12PM EDT
March in protest of our corrupt financial system with me. Maybe afterwards we can take out any left over frustration on each other at your place. I’m 5’8″ 180lbs white, dark hair, blue eyes. Not bad looking. So if you’re interested hit me up with “Fuck Wall Street” in the subject line of the email. March starts at 3pm.
10. Finally, some guy not looking for sex. Just someone who knows how to play the mandolin.
Date: 2011-10-03, 5:06PM EDT
My name is Dru Cutler. I am a musician and composer and (like many of you) I owe Sallie Mae $25,126.32 in student loans. These loan payments are making it difficult to live, afford health insurance and other necessities. In the past few months I have met hundreds of people in the same predicament, therefore I am arranging musicians with student debt to play at Occupy Wall Street on Wednesday, 5th from 2pm-5pm. We will wear caps and gowns and display signs of the actual amount we owe Sallie Mae (or similar companies) and play a variety of music depending on instrumentation. I’d love to have 10+ people. Email me if you want to fight for change.
All instruments are welcome, but looking for:
I’m also looking for anyone who my donate (or let us borrow) a Cap or Gown from graduation. We could use more.
If you read music, great! If not, thats ok too! I’ll draw up lead sheets once I have an ensemble in place.
Thanks for your time! See you soon.
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