Find your dream date at Occupy Wall Street!

Marches, protests, getting arrested....what better way is there to meet girls? Honestly, that's probably how half of our younger staffers' parents met.

Whether you were on the Brooklyn Bridge Saturday because you honestly believe capitalism is ruining America, or because you got in lock-step with a really hot girl, the result is the same: a lot of missed connections.

1. While Gawker is trying to help this one young man find his specific anarchist (?) beauty, we thought that everyone at Zuccotti Park looking for a casual encounter should have a chance.

Cute anarchist(?) protestor arrested at Occupy Wall Street - m4w - 29 (90th precinct house, Williamsburg)

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Date: 2011-10-02, 5:14AM EDT
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I first spotted you at Zuccotti Park/Liberty Square right before the march started. You're a few years younger than me with short, dark hair and you were wearing all black with leggings and a red handkerchief around your neck. I thought you crushingly attractive but things got moving and I lost track of you before I was able to work up the nerve to say hello. I saw you again a couple hours later when we got arrested on the Brooklyn Bridge, and then we ended up in neighboring cells at the 90th precinct house in Williamsburg. I'm the tall guy with glasses and short, dark hair wearing jeans and a tan t-shirt. I had a gray hoodie with black stripes on the bridge. You made fun of my shoes' tongues falling out because they'd confiscated our shoelaces! Unfortunately you were released in the first group and I in the last, so I couldn't find you by the time I got out. Curses!

I'll be looking for you hard the next time I'm down there, and I won't let the opportunity pass a second time. But in case I don't see you, know that I'd love to buy you a coffee or tea or what-have-you (it's cold in that park!) and hear what draws you to the demonstration. Say hello!

UPDATE: You are photographed very prominently on The Guardian:

2. Even big girls need a non-smelly hippy to crash at their place and have sex with them love.

Occupier seeks SSBBW to host - m4w - 22 (Financial District)

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Date: 2011-10-04, 11:04AM EDT
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Hey, I'm one of the people in Occupy Wall Street. I've been looking at big girls a lot, but I haven't had the pleasure of being able to have sex with one, given the location I'm sleeping in. This is where the hosting comes in. I need a shower, maybe you need a lay or a cuddle buddy...I'd be happy to oblige, if you would like. I'm 6' tall, with brown skin, a bald head, and honey eyes. I usually wear a trench coat and fedora, and have been keeping clean enough (in all ways...I don't smell, and I have no diseases.). However, washing up in a public restroom gets annoying. Age, color, orientation, etc. are no object to me, as long as you're STD free and okay with having someone come over, shower, and possibly have fun with. Email me and I'll be happy to send you photos.

3. Nothing makes us hotter than the idea of having sex with someone who is into taking out their frustration with the capitalists pigs by banging a total stranger.

Protest then fuck - m4w - 29 (Financial District)

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Date: 2011-09-29, 10:49PM EDT
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If revolution makes you hot, then join me this Saturday at Liberty Park at 3pm. We will march against this corrupt capitalist system that has ruined many lives, then take out any left over frustrations on each other. If you're interested contact me for more info and pics.

4. "All day, all week, let your bulge touch my ass cheek!"

#occupywallstreet babes - m4m - 22 (Financial District)

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Date: 2011-10-02, 3:48PM EDT
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we were holding signs up next to each other and at some point it got crowded and your bulge touched my ass.
then i realized you were doing it on purpose.

then someone next to you got tackled and i think you might have gotten arrested.

if you were grinding your dick on my ass at the protest, i wanna make some peace witchu in bed

hit me up.

5. He's just looking for friends, but just FYI he's never been married, so don't worry if you are. Just throwing it out there.

Musician/MSW Seeks Friend(s) to Join Me @ WALL ST PROTEST MARCH 2Day! - m4w - 51 (NNJ)

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Date: 2011-10-05, 10:36AM EDT
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Are you a musician or a social worker? I am both...so between the two, we might have something to talk about.

I would like to participate in the historic "Occupy Wall Street" protest that's been brewing. At 4:30PM today, thousands of people from the American Dream Movement will march in solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street protesters from Foley Square to Wall Street. It starts at Duane St and Centre St, outside 26 Federal Plaza and the march ends at Zuccotti Park in Liberty Plaza.

Do you want to meet up with me and do this?

About me: I recently got my MSW after several, diverse careers (concurrent all along with being a professional pianist/vocalist/composer). I have a hilarious sense of humor, except when I'm not funny. I'm a good listener (well, I guess I'd better be) and I just want something to do and someone to do it with.

I truly do not hope for romance/sex, so you don't have to be hetero...or even female.

I have never been married and have no kids but it's okay with me if you have and do.

Occupy Wall Street: The best place to pick up singles!

6. I just need a shower...if we end up having sex in your apartment after, so be it.

I need a shower...#occupywallstreet - m4w - 22 (Financial District)

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Date: 2011-10-04, 10:57AM EDT
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So yeah, I need a shower so I don't smell bad anymore. It's not overwhelming, but it's at the point where I'm bothered by it. I assume it's slightly noticeable at this point, but I try to stay clean. If anything develops afterwards, so be it. However, I would really appreciate just a shower. 22, 6' tall, stocky, brown skin, attractive facial features (people say I have really nice teeth and eyes a lot), and fairly easy to get along with. Email me?

7. This guy is looking for a girl with tattoos and blonde hair who has been to Central Booking. That doesn't really narrow it down, does it?

Blond w/big silver hoops Wall St protest - m4w (Financial District)

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Date: 2011-09-30, 10:02PM EDT
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I saw you when we were marching from the park to NYPD headquarters and once we got to the plaza, I was about 2 people behind you. You are an amazingly striking blond with extremely stylish large silver hoop earrings and a very nice outfit. You also have peacock feathers tattooed on your right shoulder blade. I was incredibly taken by you but am also rather tongue-tied around strangers. I think you even took my photo- I was carry a book (and dressed head to toe in black with sunglasses) but I still couldn't open my damn mouth. I hope somehow you see this and reply because I would love the opportunity to talk with you. Obviously we share similar political sympathies.

8. This guy is looking for a former lover that he's nicknamed "Asian Orange." Wonder why she left him in the first place?

Asian Orange - m4w (Financial District)

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Date: 2011-09-29, 6:58AM EDT
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I saw you at the protest yesterday. Black jacket, yellow shirt. Head shaved on one side. It's been a couple years, but you're still gorgeous and immediately recognizable.
You made a few circles and it seemed like you might be debating whether you were going to acknowledge me or not. I'm glad you didn't. I would have thought you were trying to set me up like you did last time we talked.

9. We have a feeling this is the same guy as #3, but he's gotten a tad more aggressive about needing to bang out his anger over Wall Street. Now your subject line needs to read "F*ck Wall Street" when replying, which is actually kind of clever.

Protest Wall Street with me - m4w - 29 (Financial District)

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Date: 2011-09-30, 4:12PM EDT
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March in protest of our corrupt financial system with me. Maybe afterwards we can take out any left over frustration on each other at your place. I'm 5'8" 180lbs white, dark hair, blue eyes. Not bad looking. So if you're interested hit me up with "Fuck Wall Street" in the subject line of the email. March starts at 3pm.

10. Finally, some guy not looking for sex. Just someone who knows how to play the mandolin.

Protest band Organizing to Occupy Wall St. Interested? (NYC)

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Date: 2011-10-03, 5:06PM EDT
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Hello,
My name is Dru Cutler. I am a musician and composer and (like many of you) I owe Sallie Mae $25,126.32 in student loans. These loan payments are making it difficult to live, afford health insurance and other necessities. In the past few months I have met hundreds of people in the same predicament, therefore I am arranging musicians with student debt to play at Occupy Wall Street on Wednesday, 5th from 2pm-5pm. We will wear caps and gowns and display signs of the actual amount we owe Sallie Mae (or similar companies) and play a variety of music depending on instrumentation. I'd love to have 10+ people. Email me if you want to fight for change.

All instruments are welcome, but looking for:
Guitar
Bass
Violin
Viola
Cello
Banjo
Mandolin
Trumpet
Trombone
Sax
Any Singers
Drumset
Percussion

I'm also looking for anyone who my donate (or let us borrow) a Cap or Gown from graduation. We could use more.

If you read music, great! If not, thats ok too! I'll draw up lead sheets once I have an ensemble in place.
Thanks for your time! See you soon.

Dru Cutler