Mais Non! Entire Marc Jacobs Spring 2012 Collection Stolen in Paris

Note to self: when traveling in France with a collection of couture duds, be sure to bring extra security. Marc Jacobs learned that the hard way today as his entire collection for next season was purloined from a Parisian train, The Telegraph reports. The five fingered Frenchmen are still in the wind.

Here’s a glimpse of some of the looks that were stolen. So if you see your friends wearing any of these articles, they’re either colluding with a pack of outlaw frogs or they’re wearing cheap copies of the heisted vestments from some Chinese sweatshop.