Occupy Art Basel Miami Beach, Now!

By not showing up. Collectors need to boycott this art fair

You say “who cares? The main reason people go to Miami isn’t the art. It’s the parties, the schmoozing, and the opportunity to score some real estate in The New York Times Style section.” Not me. I’ve always gone to art fairs to see the art, but even that legitimate interest has now faded, because I’ve seen enough art-fair art—the stuff that artists self-consciously produce to show and sell at fairs—to dry out a thousand eyeballs. I don’t care for it. It’s merchandise, it’s eye candy, it’s commercial without enough real content, and, in the end, it’s just plain boring. Every year more and more people flock to Art Basel Miami Beach, people who have no interest in art. They show up to go to parties, drink free cocktails—the whole boondoggle of free fun. Meanwhile, it’s the real art collectors who are paying for these parties by buying expensive art works from the galleries: it’s our money that is underwriting all this insanity.

This year marks the 10th anniversary of the Miami fair, and it’s an anniversary we shouldn’t celebrate (I’m going to celebrate the second anniversary of my column in this newspaper at home). Let’s agree to boycott the whole thing; let’s simply not go. Let’s group together and agree not buy a single thing this year in Miami—not a print, not a sculpture, not a multiple, not even a signed poster. Let them sell us nothing this year, and we’ll watch with glee as the whole circus dries up and shrinks right down to the size of a pup tent.

If we succeed in stopping them now, we can then enforce some new rules in this game. First and foremost, art fairs should be for collectors only; if you’re not coming to buy art, get the hell out. Second, gallery dinners only, preferably with a few artists and curators sprinkled in to keep it kosher. That means no parties to sell private jets, no jewelry company Champagne cocktails, not even a Ferrari schmoozer and boozer. Third, those “hard to get” early-entrance VIP cards can go only to real collectors who are invited by the galleries. They should not be used like fake velvet ropes in a cheap nightclub to create a rush at the door. Fourth, no more art-fair art. Let’s make sure each gallery brings a few good things to make it worth my while to walk the entire conference center and wear out a perfectly good pair of Tod’s loafers. And, last but not least, let’s not allow any more pre-selling or shopping the goods before the fair, because if the whole place has been cherry picked before I even walk in, I am left wasting my time inspecting a pile of leftover chazerai.

Occupy Art Basel Miami Beach is a new movement designed to correct the ills of global art fairdom once and for all, and to send the dealers, the artists and especially the art-fair companies our message of protest: hell no, we won’t go! We want more quality for our dollar, especially in this crap economy where spending gives us agita. We don’t want to see one gawker, two socialites and three wannabes for every collector in the room. I’ve had it, I’m done, I’m sick of the whole thing and I don’t really care if I miss a party, a cocktail, a flirt or even a good work of art. Occupy Art Basel Miami Beach starts now, so, this year, join me in boycotting the damn thing. Let’s flex our muscles. It’s our collecting dollars fueling this perverse tchotchke bazaar on steroids, and if these people don’t fix their fair, next year we’ll riot, we’ll scream bloody murder and throw rotten tomatoes if we have to. The buck stops here, so join me in staying home, and in saving our money for good art that’s properly exhibited.

editorial@observer.com

Comments

  1. Unknowncolor says:

    Your getting funnier every month but good points. I always thought the Fairs were more about the promoters making money .yes I know the media reports 10 Gallery’s that did really well and everyone else broke even or loss money.(and all that hassle to get there)The only playing field that got leveled was the aesthetic one. Interesting comparison Tansy and Neo Ranch.Not much difference and then the thousands of artist who copy them because they sell.

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  3. It is interesting to see this written from the perspective of a collector; to read a collector stating that he wants to visit more emerging galleries; see something powerful, exotic and undervalued. As the director of an emerging gallery, I say bring it! I will show you these things you long to see; myself and many others who I know are out there but just can’t afford to play that game and refuse to go into debt, to risk the fledgling business we have. For that matter, we wouldn’t play it even if we could because we just plain see no real value in it. We are here. We show dedicated, hard working artists who produce work of richness and value. We and the artists we represent are just waiting for the support ……

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  6. rob strati says:

    good idea on visiting more artist’s studios – might be interesting to write about that process…how you find, contact and experience visiting the studios. I’ve been thinking of creating a website to help facilitate this sort of process…essentially bypassing the gallery system, creating an index of artists interested in doing studio visits, which collectors, curators and critics can use to schedule visits – sort of an Open Table for artists.

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  11. matsonjones says:

    Except for this one tiny fact –

    ADAM LINDEMANN WAS SPOTTED AT THE VIP VERNISSAGE OPENING OF ART BASEL MIAMI BEACH – THE VERY ART FAIR THAT HE WENT ON AND ON ABOUT ABOVE, SAYING THAT HE WAS SUPPOSEDLY BOYCOTTING!

    How can a newspaper allow someone who writes such an article above, and then in such a bald faced way lie about it, to continue as a columnist?

    1. artBaselMiamiattender says:

      It’s a column, it’s an opinion piece with an ironic twist, it’s not reporting , nor did it ever pretend to be. Do you know the difference?

  12. VN says:

    what a hypocrite. he should be ashamed.

    1. ArtBaselAttender says:

      why? the points are all correct, to attend or not attend is meaningless, other than whatever information can be learned, which is plenty whether the fair is good or bad.
      You’re reading so literal, that you don’t understand the column , please reread it with all its double entendre , if you know what that means

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  14. Bobbyhated says:

    occupy protestors kill yourself

  15. Bobbyhated says:

    advice in common for art fags and occupy protestors:
    1. get a haircut.
    2. take a bath.
    3. wear pants that fit you.
    4. stop puking after you eat.
    5. females please shave under your arms.
    6. get a real job.
    7. stop sniffing coke.
    8. shave that ridiculous moustache off your face.
    9. donate your trust fund to the wounded warrior project.
    10. get the f**k out of my country you bums.

  16. Cboutin says:

    boring

  17. Elodie St. Clair says:

    Wow. The author of this article is really bad at being a person.

  18. Tommy greener says:

    I was about to pull the trigger on an Ikepod watch. After reading this I cancelled it.

    Nice going Adam. Idiot

    1. Collecting says:

      we don’t want people like you don’t you get it, don’t read this either, no need to educate yourself
      the joke was on you, so you should be upset

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