Sunday: You Sunk My Battleship. Wait …

bingo card Sunday: You Sunk My Battleship. Wait ...By now you’re a regular at the Standard’s weekly bingo game. You get your kicks watching the I-banking crowd, both young and old, screaming, “Bingo!” and hoping they’ll be the lucky winner of free nosebleed Yankees seats. It’s not about the prizes (Goldman has box seats at Yankee Stadium, anyway), it’s about the thrill of competition, the refreshing joy of random luck, and, of course, the abundant alcohol ever present at Standard events. The theme of tonight’s bingo extravaganza is Glee. Instead of admitting to watching the mind-numbing show, bring your brightest smile and be prepared to squeal as you throw your hands up in victory. Bingo! That’s all the glee you’ll need, friends, all the glee you’ll ever need.

Sunday Night Bingo at the Standard, the Standard Grill, 848 Washington Street, 10:30 p.m.; call 212-645-4100 for information.