Versace's H&M Show: A Prince, a Coppola, and a 'Gossip Girl' [Slideshow]

  • 131949297 e1320861070389 Versace's H&M Show: A Prince, a Coppola, and a 'Gossip Girl' [Slideshow]When we think of Versace we think of couture. We think of cutting-edge design that costs us more than our annual paycheck. We think…H&M? That’s right: last night Donatella Versace unveiled her line of disposable affordable fashion for the retailer at Pier 57 in meatpacking district.

    Everyone who was anyone attended the fashion show, which included glitter, disco balls, leather bomber jackets, and something that was described by the Associated Press as an “animal-print-meets-tropical-sunset tank dress,” which is burning our brains with Miami fever just trying to consider what that might look like.

    Here’s what you missed from the show, if you weren’t lucky enough to snag a seat.

     

    (Photos via Getty)

  • NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 08: Anna Sui and Sofia Coppola attends the Versace for H&M Fashion event at the H&M on the Hudson on November 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Rabbani and Solimene Photography/Getty Images for Versace for H&M)

  • NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 08: Ke$ha attends the Versace for H&M Fashion event at the H&M on the Hudson on November 8, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Rabbani and Solimene Photography/Getty Images for Versace for H&M)

  • Wearing the signature "red bodysuit" now available at H&M retailers everywhere.

  • Ms. Moretz is looking upset because she just found out she'll have to wait another seven years before legally being able to attend the after-party.

  • We never thought we'd be calling someone in an all-leopard print pantsuit "subdued," but as there is no glitter being vomited out from any of her orifices, this is actually a mature look for the singer.

  • Mr. Cumming makes quite a nice palate cleanser from Ke$ha in his all-zebra print bodysuit. Classic styles.

  • Accidentally wore Ke$ha's dress last night.

  • Despite the lack of color, this is the best we've seen Blondie look in years.

  • Who we first confused for Elizabeth Olsen and Eli Roth.

  • We're not sure, but is that David Arquette photobombing behind them?

  • Is dressed like human Pepto-Bismol.

  • Trying to maintain some dignity against this backdrop.

  • ...look fantastic. Seriously. We sort of want them to start a girl group together. Or date.

  • Gets into the Versace spirit by pairing animal prints with a hot pink thigh cummerbund.

  • Who are bucking their aunt's trends by looking like they're about to go to the opera.

  • Got lost on their way to an American Apparel fashion show that was happening next door, apparently.

  • are joining the other Versaces at the Opera afterward.

  • Has never set foot in an H&M.

  • Does anyone else get the sense that Chase Crawford just doesn't want to be famous anymore?