"Anti-pepper spray" spray

"Anti-pepper spray" spray

Neutralizes burns associated with having noxious chemicals directly sprayed in face.

Directions: Turn nozzle inward, directly spray into face. (Note: Please do not get anti-pepper spray confused with the actual pepper spray, which you will also be needing to buy for nights you sleep outside with a bunch of other homeless strangers.)

Retails at: $9.50

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