To Do Wednesday: The Editorial We

You’ve been waiting on tenterhooks for an entire year (as have we, don’t you know), checking your inbox for the past several weeks in desperation, hoping beyond hope that you’ll be one of the lucky few invited to The Observer’s holiday party. Too bad, invites went out weeks ago. If you’ve been good this year, you’ll know where to find us. Praise the Lord, drop the Oxford comma and pass the vodka soda!