Finally! After weeks of speculation of will-she-or-won’t-she nail-biting anticipation, Beyonce has officially given birth to a baby girl. Husband Jay-Z spared no expense in keeping security detail tight Saturday while his wife was in labor at Lenox Hill Hospital, and by the end of the weekend New York had its first Mecca baby: Ivy Blue Blue Ivy Carter!
And while we totally love the title, you know there are plenty of adorable infant nicknames you can give your special bundle of joy before they’re old enough to be scarred by having been called “Poopy Diapers.” Our present to the happy new parents are a couple of suggestions we came up with ourselves. Beyonce, Jay, feel free to call Ivy any of the following, and instruct the help to do likewise.
(Additional baby-naming input provided by Joe Mande.)
These two moguls of moronic music for the masses have receive incredibly inappropriate privileges at Lenox Hill Hospital. The hospital will regret its groveling at the feet of their celebrity clients, at the expense and comfort of the families of other patients. I expect that members of the administrative staff will be relieved of their duties, and a few lawyers will be sicking? it to the hospital for damages.
you got the name wrong. It’s Blue Ivy.
The name is Blue Ivy.