Ashlee Simpson–Narcissist Carrie

Ashlee Simpson--Narcissist Carrie

This actress/singer/mainly actress, we guess, has a history with the CW, having been a star of the ‘Melrose Place’ update, and also has a Bradshavian way with the narcissist revisionist narrative. Who can forget the manner in which she rewrote her ‘Saturday Night Live’ lip-synching embarrassment as a triumphant plotline on her own reality show? Everyone can forget it, you say? Either way, it’s good on-the job training for playing a woman able to revise a week-old embarrassment into a triumph of love.