Blake Lively–Gossipy Carrie

Blake Lively--Gossipy Carrie

Let’s be honest, part 1 of 2: Blake Lively will never do better in her career than ‘Gossip Girl.’

Let’s be honest, part 2 of 2: ‘Serena van der Woodsen’ is aged-down Carrie Bradshaw with double the fur coats and half the years spent chemically treating her hair.

We’ll run through a few more options, but Blake should be looking forward to some calls from the same CW executives who keep renewing her show.