Cirque Du Soleil Has A Great Publicist

Hilary Swank, at a Santa Monica Cirque Du Soleil performance (Getty Images)

Hilary Swank, at a Santa Monica Cirque Du Soleil performance (Getty Images)

A selection of celebrities who have recently attended Cirque Du Soleil and been summarily featured in press on People or Us Weekly‘s web sites or PerezHilton.com, placed in ascending order of desperation for publicity: