Mayor Bloomberg Plans To Torture New York Family By Sending Them To Boston

Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Boston Mayor Thomas Menino announced they have entered into a “friendly wager” on the upcoming Super Bowl between the New York Giants and the loathsome New England Patriots. When the Giants win, one New York City family will “win” a trip to Boston with free hotels, food, tours, tickets to a Bruins or Celtics game, a concert and a photo with Mayor Menino. Mayor Bloomberg announced the Super Bowl bet in a press release, this afternoon.

ā€œNew York sports teams have a history of cleaning up when they go to Boston ā€“ and now our fans will have a chance to do the same,ā€ said Mayor Bloomberg said.

Mayor Bloomberg’s press release didn’t explain why any New Yorkers in their right mind would ever want to visit Boston. Read More