You know about spirit animals right? Like our spirit animal is the Honey Badger, because it doesn’t give a shit and it can eat bees without getting sick, just like us.
Well, celebrities have spirit creatures too, but as we found out during the Sundance Festival in Utah this year, they mostly identify with inanimate objects, like Vodka or sunglasses. But somehow, it totally makes sense.
Aziz Ansari== Celeste & Jesse Forever Premiere Cast Dinner== Acura Studios, Park City, UT== January 20, 2012== ©patrickmcmullan== Photo - Owen Hoffmann/patrickmcmullan.com== ==
Kirsten Dunst and Stella Artois (Owen Hoffmann/PMc)
Bubbly texture almost enough to convince you that it's actually not strangely bitter.
Tinsley Mortimer and SENSA weight loss powder
Shameless self-promoting aside, Ms. Mortimer identifies with anything that boasts about being "natural" while actually full of chemicals
Justin Long and Oakleys
Go together like frat boys and popped collars.
Michael Cera and Nintendo 3DS
At once youthful and nostalgic, the handheld Nintendo player has a lot in common with the once-adorkable Arrested Development star who is now tricking himself out with unnecessary accoutrements. (Like that mustache? Is that in 3D?)
Paul Giamatti and Bing
He'll never be as sexy as his costars, but you have to respect a schlubby underdog that refuses to give up.
Mario Lopez and Cream of Wheat (Jeritt Clark)
He's warm and gooey and reminds you of childhood. None of that is a good thing.
De'Adre Aziza and Colman Domingo and Yogurtland
Watching Tony Award-nominees eat yogurt might seem bland compared to taking acid with James Franco while snowboarding, but believe us: it's the healthier, smarter choice.
Aziz Ansari and Acura (Owen Hoffmann/PcM)
Fun and compact, but you kind of get the sense that its popularity is due to some really great marketing, not performance.