13 Slideshows A Writer Considers Writing On Occasion of Madonna’s Single ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’

“Madonna Lead-Off Singles, Ordered By Their Degree of Establishing a New Identity”

“Luvin’ the Time of Choler: The Most Annoying Misspellings in Pop”

“Years During Which It Was Cool to Like Madonna, Disincluding 2012”

“Stars With the Most Forgiving Fan Bases”

“Top 5 References to Better, Older Music Video”

“Top 10 Misuses of the Term ‘Iconic’ In Print Media This Week”

“Top 2 Pop Songs That Reference ‘Burgundy'”

“37 Nicki Minaj Guest Raps, Ordered By The Degree of Their Perfunctory Nature”

“Lines in Lynn Hirschberg’s M.I.A. Profile That Would Seem to Contradict Her Later Participation in a Madonna Single”

“Top 25 Parental Orders in My Adolescence That Made Me As Grudging And Miffed as M.I.A. Looks Here”

“75 Reasons to Feel Nostalgic for the ‘Express Yourself’ Video”

“You Know What? 15 Reasons to Feel Nostalgic For, Like, the ‘4 Minutes’ Video”

“It’s The Videos That Got Small: A Norma Desmond Retrospective”