Daniel Radcliffe Slept with Harry Potter Groupies While Drunk

138127619 Daniel Radcliffe Slept with Harry Potter Groupies While Drunk

Daniel Radcliffe, picking up chicks (Getty Images)

Oh my Dumbledorfs: Daniel Radcliffe (or as we like to refer to him, the British Elijah Wood), has come out and admitted that he copulated with fans of his Harry Potter films during a recent interview with The Daily Mirror. No, he didn’t have sex during the interview…you know what we mean.

So while we’re all still reeling from the shock that the boy wizard drinks too much alcohol (and is not that funny at live comedy), now we have to come terms that some lucky Muggle got Harry’s wand in their ____ (whatever the magical apparatus equivalent of a vagina is).

From Mr. Radcliffe’s admission:

I was always very nervous about the groupie thing. I like to like somebody before I sleep with them.

‘You know, you’re going to have to talk to them afterwards, even if it is a one-night stand.

‘I have… I mean, that has happened, but generally speaking I’ve known the person. Apart from a few times when I was drinking.’

So essentially, if you’ve caught Daniel Radcliffe while he was in his cups and tell him how much you like his Quidditch performance, than you might have had a shot of sleeping with the now 22-year-old. But just know: he really didn’t like talking to you the next morning, but did it anyway. Because he’s a gentleman.
Actually, now that we think about it, this raises a couple of questions:
A) How do we know these were Harry Potter fans, and not fans of his Broadway performance in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying?
B) Where is Daniel Radcliffe getting drunk that he’s able to be accosted by fans? Unless he was drunkenly trolling some local Barnes & Noble in New Jersey when The Deathly Hallows came out, we find it hard to believe that someone of his fame level just accidentally gets drunk around a bunch of attractive fans.
C) If Daniel Radcliffe cashed in on his fame, does that mean Robert Pattinson has also drunkenly slept with groupies?

 

Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    creepy fucker

  2. NeoGeo says:

    wow..he really does suck.

  3. Johndoe says:

    douche

  4. Rafonprado says:

    Gosh, why does he have to be a “douche” just because he admitted to have a one night stand? I’m 100% sure that most celebrities have done that, but he’s the only person brave enough to admit it. And that was when he had a drinking problem, which was a few years ago. 

  5. iceland says:

    what’s the point of being famous if you can’t have sex with your groupies? I mean, does that even make sense?

  6. iceland says:

    harry potter should have the privilege of multi-national citizenship, he should be allowed to take any fan-pussy he wants. he’s a god damn icon, he’s an animal, a force of nature.

    god bless you, harry potter.

  7. guest says:

    What teenager/young adult WOULDN’T use their international fame to get some tail?
    On the other side of things, I’m not sure I’d be able to do the dirty with Daniel, because sex with Harry Potter would just entirely ruin my childhood…

  8. FanBanger says:

    Creepy? Douche? He sucks?  wow they type this left handed as they torque off with their other dreaming  of being the rag Radcliffe wiped his balls with…..

  9. Anonymous says:

    i’m a big fan of Harry Potter the books and movies and all 3 kids (and adults) who starred in it… i want all 3 of them kids to have a good acting run… and, call me a trog, i for one am glad to find out he’s not gay

  10. Anonymous says:

    currently researching what the magical apparatus equivalent of a vagina is… couldn’t find it in the Potter books, checking Wiccan and Druid sources now… will keep you posted

  11. mary says:

    The picture: “Daniel Radcliffe picking up chicks” THE GIRLS IN THAT PICTURE ARE MOST LIKELY UNDER THE AGE OF 13. I’m pretty sure he is not pictured “trying to pick up chicks”, and is just signing autographs.

  12. guest says:

    everyone who called him “creepy” or a “douche” is a virgin.

  13. Sniz says:

    This is so horribly written, it hurts my eyes.

  14. Yazelflech says:

    lol The harry potter equivalent of vagina is their Chamber of Secerts. duh…

    1. Cotterem says:

      That’s exactly what I was thinking!

  15. Yazelflech says:

    and shit who wouldn’t sleep with some hot groupies and have some fun, hes only human

  16. Guest says:

    nope, the magical equivalent of a vagina is a troll nostril

  17. Anonymous says:

    let me stick my magic wand in your hairy potter

  18. Rob says:

    Better question than every one posed in this article- who cares?

  19. Jane-tosh says:

    This article appears to have been written by a a young teenage girl or perhaps even a child. What a load of rubbish.

  20. Guest says:

    WHO
    GIVES
    A
    SHIT

  21. Nameisold says:

    This just in: Comments on article about Daniel Radcliffe reveals handful of crazed Radcliffe jumping to the defense, possibly with fond memories from his drinking days.

    1. Nameisold says:

       ^crazed Radcliffe groupies*

  22. M.R. Berg says:

    damn this dude REALLY wants to drop the schoolboy image

  23. Bill123 says:

    fuck off new york observer. this article is bullshit. find something proper to write about.

    ps. My 4 year old cousin has written better worded articles for his school assignments. 

  24. Emma says:

    Daniel Radcliffe has admitted he has done this, obviously..and I don’t want to bore you by going off with the whole ‘well he was a teenager/young adult’ argument (even though it’s true).
    But he also admitted that he’s stopped doing that now, as your article fails to state. He was stressed during the last film, which remember, was filmed quite a long time ago compared to when it came out. He’s now realised that he doesn’t need a drink to make things better and has a girlfriend of about a year now..
    so.
    Old news to be honest.

  25. Moreforfriends says:

    It’s a Wizards Sleeve.

  26. Patdrobinson says:

    what did you do last night?
    I fucked harry potter

  27. Rosebud says:

    the most amateaur pathetic article i have ever read. Firstly, yes a 22 year old occasionally may have a one night stand. Secondly, grow up and speak english. i can’t believe this was in The Observer

  28. Gelles says:

    Those ‘quotes’ are so disjointed, they don’t make sense.

  29. adtvtx says:

    I think at first he would enjoy it but then after 100’s of meaningless affairs he would become disappointed realizing the women were using him. They were sleeping with Harry Potter not Daniel Radcliffe.  Actors hate it when a date gets them mixed up with their character on the screen