Oh my Dumbledorfs: Daniel Radcliffe (or as we like to refer to him, the British Elijah Wood), has come out and admitted that he copulated with fans of his Harry Potter films during a recent interview with The Daily Mirror. No, he didn’t have sex during the interview…you know what we mean.
So while we’re all still reeling from the shock that the boy wizard drinks too much alcohol (and is not that funny at live comedy), now we have to come terms that some lucky Muggle got Harry’s wand in their ____ (whatever the magical apparatus equivalent of a vagina is).
From Mr. Radcliffe’s admission:
‘I was always very nervous about the groupie thing. I like to like somebody before I sleep with them.
‘You know, you’re going to have to talk to them afterwards, even if it is a one-night stand.
‘I have… I mean, that has happened, but generally speaking I’ve known the person. Apart from a few times when I was drinking.’