Lady Gaga Announces Tour Dates for ‘Born This Way Ball’

Announcing your tour dates the same week as Madonna? Well, to paraphrase the dowager of pop, it just seems a little reductive. (Look it up.)

Still, early word has it that professional “pop art” misunderstander Lady Gaga will be touring the U.S. in 2013, after jaunts through Southeast Asia, Japan, Europe, and Latin America. Presuming any of us are still alive then, we’ll be looking forward!