Scarlett Johansson’s New Boyfriend Nate Naylor Has a Tumblr

68793 300 300 Scarlett Johanssons New Boyfriend Nate Naylor Has a TumblrWe wonder what bothers all red-blooded men more: that Scarlett Johansson is off the market, or that they could have had a shot with her. After all, the Sexiest Woman/Celebrity of the Year (according to Maxim, Playboy, GQ, etc.,)  has only dated celebs in the past: Sean Penn, Ryan Reynolds, Josh Hartnett, Justin Timberlake (well, that last one was unconfirmed, but still…) and not regular Joes.

Now the world’s discovered that ScarJo’s been dating a 38-year-old ad executive named Nate Naylor for the past five months. And despite having a moniker that’s straight-up Gossip Girl, Mr. Naylor is just like us. He even has a Tumblr!

Nate Naylor’s personal website (where he bills himself  as a Creative/Art Director: no Pete Campbell ad sales for him!) lists clients as illustrious as Weiden+Kennedy, Disney, Modernista! Ogilvy & Mather, Red Bull, and the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. Also, his logo is “Blood & Droppings” which…okay! But more importantly, his website links to this:

natenaylortumblr Scarlett Johanssons New Boyfriend Nate Naylor Has a Tumblr

That’s Mr. Naylor’s personal Tumblr, though we can infer from his last post (uploaded today) of the Kink’s song “Goodbye” that he won’t be updating now that the cat is out of the bag. What we can also infer is that Mr. Naylor really loves breasts (NSFW), which makes him a perfect candidate for becoming the future Mr. Scarlett Johansson.

Before he convinces David Karp to take his Tumblr down, let’s all go look through the last five months of photos and see if we can find a picture of Ms. Johansson’s hand or something.

Comments

  1. prado says:

    If they’ve really been dating for five months he would have taken it down sooner. This relationship is pr, something they both know too well.

  2. Carl Hasz says:

    i don’t get scared too easily, but the picture of that guy made me crap my pants faster than his abduction collection.

  3. Serge says:

     find out more about real Scarlett by typing Scarlett Johansson clone in Google search bar and you would see much more then in The Island movie.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Holy Shit – It’s Don Draper!  Except with the maturity and taste of a heroin addicted, drunk truck driver on a dry spell. 

    Did you see his site?  Great roster of clients and shops but the Tumblr and microsite reek of the Nu-Badass “look at me – I’m edgy” attitude that afflicts the West Coast Agency creative ilk.  I expect tattoos and at least one skull ring and a general absence of books.

    Still, he’s banging ScarJo and we’re not so….

  5. Guest says:

    I used to work with him, and remember nothing of worth but him nailing young interns, and snorting coke with co-workers.

  6. Loni says:

    Is there ANYONE out there who is as disturbed as I am about his website? gunshots, dead animals….if he’s so good at what he does, why does he have to go for shock value? Has the world become so numb or just afraid of saying how they really feel for fear of losing a job?
    cmon…