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Sex Sells: Brokers Using Hot Chicks to Turn Out Apartments

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By Elise Knutsen 2/23/12 12:35pm
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    While “house porn” used to be a figurative g-rated business, some shameless brokers are taking the term to a new level. Last week revealed broker Michael Meier’s YouTube soft-core tour, and now The Post is reporting that Angela Martini, who had the honor of representing Albania in the 2010 Ms. Universe competition (she came in sixth overall), just shot a commercial for her bikini line in a Tribeca penthouse currently on the market.

    The 4,700-square-foot pad, at 200 Chambers Street, can be yours for just $17.995 million. That figure does not include Ms. Martini, but you can probably buy as many of her bikinis as you wish.

    The four-bedroom, 4.5-bath home features state of the art everything, an absurd master suite (complete with his and hers “water closets”) and “oil rubbed bronze hardware.” Whether or not bikini models might be available for oil-rub touch-ups on more prominent fixtures is undisclosed.

  • Back Forward Ms. Martini in the flesh

    Ms. Martini in the flesh

  • Back Forward We imagine the windows were shined after Ms. Martini's steamy shoot.

    We imagine the windows were shined after Ms. Martini's steamy shoot.

  • Back Forward Haute modern.

    Haute modern.

  • Back Forward Shagged carpet.

    Shagged carpet.

  • Back Forward Perky.

    Perky.

  • Back Forward Rub-a-dub-dub.

    Rub-a-dub-dub.

  • Back It's a steel!

    It's a steel!

Comments

  1. Leotonini says:
    February 24, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    hahahhaaa love Anxhella Martini

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